Motherfucker?

Daily MailA mother has been charged with incest  after she was found in hotel room with her teenage son along with videos  of them having sex. Police said the 16-year-old had videos on his cell phone that showed his mother Mistie Atkinson performing oral sex on him. They also recovered nude photographs the 32-year-old had sent her son as she began the illicit relationship earlier this year. The boy, who lives with his father who has sole custody, was aware Atkinson was his biological mother. Court records do not reveal how much contact the teen had with his mother before they began their affair. But investigators said Atkinson had no custody rights to the boy. ‘Atkinson and the victim are aware they are biological mother and son,’ investigators wrote in an arrest affidavit.  Police said in a court filing that  videos captured from the boy’s phone show Atkinson allegedly performing  oral sex and engaging in sexual intercourse with the teenager. The time coded videos were dated Feb. 3 and Feb. 4. Atkinson is also alleged to have sent nude pictures of herself to the boy from her cell phone. She  also allegedly exchanged sexually explicit messages with the teenager  and they talked about running away together, court documents stated

Dude. Are you serious? Thats fuckin gross.

She’s not even that hot.

She looks like a homeless Angelina Jolie. And I mean yea, I’m sure all the other 16 year old kids have a mom who’s like 40+ years old and your mom is the deranged whore who’s only 32 so you think you’re the cats pajamas. Your mom’s tits aren’t sagging quite as low as the other moms. She’s got no wrinkles. She probably still wears thongs instead of mom underwear. And so now you think you’re the Big Man on Campus. Look at me! I’m having sex with a MILF and filming it! Well I got news for you bro – banging a MILF doesn’t count if its your MILF. Getting a blow job from a mom is only awesome if its not your mom. Telling all your buddies I got a 32 year old slut sexting me pictures doesn’t count if the 32 year old slut thats sending them is your 32 year old slut mother. Getting pussy is only cool if you didn’t originate inside said pussy and emerge from it when you came into this world. So don’t go banging on your chest just yet, pal, because you’re just banging your mom.

PS – Is this real fucking life? Imagine getting your dick sucked by your mother?? Jesus Christ that image will kick start your Hump Day. Have a good rest of the day, folks!

 

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