Tan Mom?

NY Post The Jersey mom accused of toasting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning booth melted down yesterday, ranting that she’s an excellent mother and the victim of “fat and ugly” critics who are “jealous’’ of her beautiful bronzed body. Patricia Krentcil — surprisingly thin-skinned despite countless hours spent roasting under UV lamps — spent much of the day staggering around her hometown of Nutley, slurring to trailing reporters that she’s a great mom and nobody understands her. “There’s somebody out there, for my whole life, that doesn’t like me because they are jealous, fat and they’re ugly,” Krentcil told a reporter in a video interview outside her hair salon.  When asked whether she’ll continue her marathon tanning, she said,  “Some days I tan more than others. Do you drink coffee some days and  some days you don’t? It’s the same thing. It’s just like that.’’ She added, “I saw the headlines today, but I don’t care! I don’t care what anyone thinks of me!”

I can’t get enough of this brown bitch. She just doesn’t give a fuck. Just running around town looking like a Burnt Siena Crayola Crayon telling all her haters to go fuck themselves. I half expect her to spit in the cameras face like Tupac and flip the bird and start yelling “YOLO.” All she did was bring her daughter in the same room as a tanning booth. She was in the general vicinity of a tanning bed. And now all these fat and ugly and jealous haters wanna tear her down. Fuck that noise. Do you, you tan bitch!


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