The Uni-Bomber

BOSTONHarvard University alumni attending their 50th class reunion this week are getting updates on classmates – including Unabomber Ted Kaczynski.  Kaczynski graduated in 1962 and is locked up in the federal Supermax prison in Colorado for killing three people and injuring 23 during a nationwide bombing spree between 1978 and 1995. In an alumni directory, he lists his occupation as “prisoner” and says his awards are “Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998.”  Harvard’s alumni association said all class members, including Kaczynski, were invited to submit entries for the class report, distributed for reunion activities during commencement week. But it said it regrets including his references to his convictions.

What an asshole this guy is, huh? Bro you killed three people over 17 years. Three! And that’s what you chose to brag about? I could get in a car accident on my way home today and kill three people, and I’ll do it way faster than you did. Fucking embarrassing. I know Kaczynski’s type. He’s the guy that rolls up to reunion in a rented Cadillac with a prostitute on his arm and the tags hidden in his expensive suit so he can return it tomorrow. Just begging for everyone to think he’s actually done something with his life. I’m a prisoner. I killed three people. I’m so badass I got eight life sentences from the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California. Fuck off. You ain’t that bad. I bet you won’t even serve two of those life sentences you pussy.

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One Response to “The Uni-Bomber”

  1. psychowatcher Says:

    I bet you won’t even serve two of those life sentences you pussy.”

    LMAO

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