The Bus Moniter?

 

So it’s happening.  Just like I predicted two days ago Bus Lady has become an international sensation.   She’s gone from 20K in donations to 375K in the blink of an eye.  By the time I publish this she’ll probably be near half a million.   Who the fuck knows where it’s gonna end at this point?   Nothing would surprise me.   I think 2.4 million is a realistic number.  I ain’t mad at her though. I mean she seems straight out of central casting with that sappy motivational pocketbook.  And to be honest you couldn’t pay me 2.4 million to be a bus monitor for 15 years of my life.   No amount of money is worth that shit.  But I will say this.  I just hope when it’s over she comes out and says this was the best thing to ever happen to her.   That it was the best day of her life.  That she wouldn’t change a thing.  Because you know she wouldn’t.   Bitch is gonna be a millionaire because of this thing.     Ain’t life a fucking trip…

PS – In all seriousness though does this lady really get the money?  Like really?  Or is this Internet money?

Double PS – If you don’t think I’m seriously thinking of what people would donate money to me for than you have seriously underestimated me.

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