Jessica Simpson?

 

No they’re not street legal.  They’re disgusting.  They and you belong locked up.  Seriously, nice varicose vein tits, Jesisca.  Fucking things look like the map to find Curley’s gold.  Right here is example #1 why to never let your woman have kids.  Complete destruction of the female anatomy.  Is there anyone who in recent history has taken a greater fall from grace looks-wise than Jessica Simpson?  Just a couple years ago she looked like this:

And now she’s got enough milk stored in her tits to where she can nurse a starving African village for a decade.  What a complete waste of once prime talent.

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