Fake Tatas

Huff PoBras, braces, makeup are all rites of passage for many teen girls. But if you’re a member of the Marshall family, so are boob jobs. Britney Marshall, a 14-year-old from Nottinghamshire, England, is the youngest girl of the Marshall family and the only one without breast implants. Her mother, Chantal Marshall, told the Sun, “Britney is going through a funny phase at the moment and saying she doesn’t want to get her boobs done.” And Marshall really wishes she would, telling the Sun: “At the moment she doesn’t really have what I would say are boobs — but I’d like her to follow in her sisters’ footsteps… I really love the fake look of my girls and I know Britney will go that way when she’s a bit older.” Chantal and her four other daughters collectively own £50,000 worth of fake breasts, with sizes ranging from 32DD (21-year-old Ripley) to 34HH (27-year-old Terri). But Britney’s au naturel… for now. The “brainy” one of the family, Britney told the Sun, “Maybe I’ll decide to get them too and start saving in a few years. But for now I want to focus on my school work.”

You know when you’re a kid and all your older siblings get to do the fun stuff and people are always telling you “when you get older, when you get older?” Well never has there been a better example of that than Britney Marshall and her no titties self. Mom and your four sisters running around town with their tits bulging probably fucking every dude in sight and you’re sitting there with your training bra talking about how you like to do homework. Sucks to be you, Britney! Not only do your sisters get to stay up later than you and go out to all the fun places, they also got 50 grand worth of titties and you got none.

PS – Daughter second from the left can get it.

PPS – Just kidding I’d have sex with all of them.

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