Big Baby?

Chicago Sun TimesA 10-month-old boy fell from a third-story window while his mother slept in their apartment Tuesday morning. Kyan Powell was flown from The Methodist Hospitals Northlake campus to Chicago “due to the extent of his injuries,” police spokeswoman Cpl. Gabrielle King said. Although police initially arrested Tiesha Powell, 26, she was released almost immediately as police decided the child’s injuries were not the result of neglect.

Yeah no shit this kid survived. He’s roly-poly as fuck. Forget dying I’m surprised this kid didn’t bounce right back up and into the window. He’s lucky he wasn’t wearing a horizontal striped shirt or Jabari Parker might have tomahawked him like it was a dunk contest.

How soon before this pays off with chicks just throwing themselves all over this little bad-ass? I bet he gets his first handjob before his first birthday party.

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