Nachos Bell Grande?

DMA Taco Bell employee has been fired after urinating on a plate of nachos and posting the shocking image online.  Cameron Jankowski, of Fort Wayne, Indiana, uploaded the photograph to Twitter alongside the caption, ‘Guess where I work,’ and the hashtags ‘#pissolympics’ and ‘#nachobellgrande’. The Tweet, which has since been deleted, was addressed to Hunter Moore, the man behind the now-defunct ‘revenge porn’ website Is Anyone Up? Moore declared Jankowski the ‘winner of the piss Olympics’ and asked his 100,000 followers: ‘What else should @Cameronisonfire piss in at work?’ But the fast food worker was forced to backtrack after receiving a torrent of abuse. ‘Go kill yourself’, one Twitter user replied.  Jankowski claimed the photograph was a prank and denied serving the urinated dish to a customer. ‘Sorry for disappointing you all, but I didn’t serve those. That’s too f****d hahaha,’ he Tweeted. Internet users responded by saying Jankowski would be fired, to which he replied: ‘There are no laws saying what you can and cannot piss upon. ‘I pissed on them where nobody could see, in private, an[d] I threw them away. There’s literally nothing they can do. Fire me. I don’t care.’ But hacking group Anonymous did not take too kindly to the disturbing image and asked their 140,000 followers to ‘Find This Taco Bell Employee’. The group created a video of Jankowski’s Tweets with a series of photographs of him to shame him.  Taco Bell spokeswoman Amy Kavanaugh told Indiana’s NewsCenter that Jankowski would be fired. ‘As soon as we learned of the situation, we immediately investigated and found the photo was an ill-conceived prank and the food was never served to customers.  ‘We find this prank absolutely unacceptable, and we plan to terminate anyone involved and work with authorities to pursue legal action.’

Whether you served them or not — doesn’t matter.  You pissed in the nachos instead of the toilet. Easiest fireable offense ever.

Also, there are PLENTY of laws saying what you can and cannot piss upon, guy.  This is America, not the middle of the Pacific Ocean. There’s no Freedom Of Piss amendment in the Constitution.  You can’t piss on babies or famous oil paintings or a cop’s shoes, for instance.  All three of those examples would end with you in cuffs.

God I hate this kid’s…everything.  His unoriginal swagless vulture style screams attention-seeking middle America.  The exact person who should have been sent to military school.


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